Kristen Quintrall: He Always Cums First

This is for all my ladies out there...you know what I'm talking about...

Skinny jeans that hug that D
Patchy beard oooo it tickles me
Ironic T's from the Goodwill Store
And the way you say, You've probably never heard this band before..."
He's a trader joe's bagger and a champion Quilter
And his whole hipster life is an Instagram Filter
I love you, hipster man
I love your hipster brand
I love you, hipster man
There's only one thing I can't stand

He always cums first
He's needs release before it's cool
But there's nothing left for me but this vibrating tool
Oooooo ah ah
Hipster men cum first (before it's cool)
Oooooo ah ah
Hipster men cum first
Hipster men cum first
Ya he always fucking cum first

Spinning vinyl sends my heart a flutter
Vegan diet means vegan nut butter
Grocery shopping on his Beach Cruiser
American Spirits, ya he's a tobacco user
Loves his coffee, dubstep and photography dream
It's not my fault that I'm not into "mainstream cream" (Jizz)
I love you, hipster man
I love your hipster brand
I love you, hipster man
There's only one thing I can't stand

He always cums first
He's needs release before it's cool
But there's nothing left for me but this vibrating tool (that always work, doesn't it)
And I need release, (oh big time)
And ya, I need it quick
Because there's no kind of app that replaces meatstick (I mean penis)
Oooooo ah ah
Hipster men cum first (every single time)
Oooooo ah ah
Hipster men cum first
Hipster men cum first
And I'm about to burst

My mind is going crazy , he's got so much swagger
Wrote the RSS feed on the underground chatter
He's always at the shows down in Silverlake
Would never make a video of the Harlem Shake.
Watches Buffy every night after Art School
Cuz he loved Vampires before they were cool
He's my dirty little hipster, I can't resist this fella
If he breaks my heart, than I'll find another at Coachella ella ella ay ay ay

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Published on Apr 2, 2013 by Kristen Quintrall
This is the first song I've ever written and recorded. Sometimes you think you have a genius idea so you send it out into the internet world. Sometimes you're right...sometimes you are terribly wrong. Either way, I'm laughing.

IMDb: Kristen Quintrall
Born and raised in Germany to a military family, Kristen Quintrall attended Flordia State University's film school. Not content to learn just one aspect, Kristen focused her efforts on acting, writing, editing and directing. Upon graduation, she packed her things and moved to Los Angeles. Her first professional job was the head of editorial for Channel Records (a division of Interscope) creating music videos and web based promotional content. Her move into narrative film came in 2006 when she set up shop at indie studio The Asylum. At the Asylum she edited six feature films and stepped in front of the camera with starring roles in their films The Apocalypse, Transmorphers, and Universal Soldiers. The Asylum led her to work directly for comic mastermind Jerry Zucker as his personal editor. From there she moved to Sam Raimi's Ghost House pictures cutting web based versions of films like The Grudge 2. In early 2008 she moved to Lafayette, Louisiana to bring her unique creative vision, management skills, and technical prowess to Sweet Post Productions where she serves as the chief editor for their multi-picture, yearly slate. When she's not busy cutting features for international distribution, Kristen lends her sizable talents to the production world as both a producer and actress.

Wikipedia (in French): Filmographie
* Supercroc : Lt.Henche (2007)
* The Apocalypse : Lindsay (2007)
* Transmorphers : Ursa (2007)
* Invasion of the pod people : Alyssa (2007)
* Universal Soldiers : Pfc.Kate Riley (2007)
* Chrome Angels : K.J. (2009)
* Wolvesbayne : Vapirella (2009)
* Gamerz187 : Ginger (2009)
* The Dunwich horror : Caitlin Bowers (2009)
* Quantum Apocalypse : Lindsey (2010)
* Somebody help me 2 : Receptioniste (2010)
* Asics Levitation : Designer (2011)
* Pimp Bullies : Candy (2011)
* Refuge from the Storm : Linda (2012)
* Adopting Terror : Nikki (2012)
* Battlefield America : Bang Squad Fan (2012)
* The Helpers : Claire (2012)
* The Whole Banana (2013)

official web site: Kristen Quintrall
I love to laugh, dance and make movies. I love wine and cheese fondue. I love my family...and I probably love you too.

Facebook: Kristen Quintrall
I love nothing better than making movies ;)

Twitter: KQ @kristenq
One time someone on YouTube called me SkankyMissSkankKank in the comments section. Another time I won the Showcase Showdown on the Price is Right.

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Some times you think you have a genius idea and it's super funny. You send it out into the internet world. Sometimes you're right...sometimes you are terribly wrong. Either way, I'm laughing ;)

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