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Miss White applies for a job with Mr. Brown. (A cartoon series using furniture as people.)
The Oatcake - Feb 22/2010
Furniture Porn by isaaccox
[Full credit to the author isaaccox. I reproduced everything here out of fear the original linked above might disappear.]
FYI: antimacassar (n): a piece of cloth put over the back of a chair to protect it from grease and dirt or as an ornament.

"I'm sorry Miss White," said Mr. Brown, "but we don't have any openings."

Miss White sat coquettishly on the edge of his desk and said, "Oh, but I do."

"I want you to know Mr. Brown, that I don't take off my antimacassar for just anyone."

"You're in luck, Miss White, it looks like something just opened up!"

"I can't wait to be a working girl, Mr. Brown!"

"Mmmm - Miss White, I think I'd like you to serve under me."

"Welcome aboard!" said Mr. Brown. "Hello sailor!" said Miss White.

"I'd like to try you in several different positions, Miss White."

"Whatever you think is the best 'fit,' Mr. Brown"

"Miss White, you're going to be quite an asset to our orgasm, I mean, organization!"

"You should know, Miss White, that our company has a strict no smoking policy - except after sex!"

2014-12-30

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