Cats Watching You Have Sex

Ah, the Internet is a vast fun-filled place. For example, take a picture of a cat, add an amusing caption following the above premise, and voilà, let the chuckles ensue.

Starting in January 2011, some unknown comedian started a Tumblr web site called "Cats Watching You Have Sex". I thought the premise was original and I had a number of good chuckles. Even a few guffaws. Here's a sampling of this person's fine comedic work and I hope I'll persuade you to clink on over to further delve into the wonderful world of our furry felines bearing witness to our most private of moments.

…don’t let me stop you…

I don't think butternut squashes are used for that. Oh. My. God.

Looks like Maru has been watching you a little too closely.

I could have gone my whole nine lives without learning what tea-bagging is…especially from this angle.

I want to leave the room, but I don’t want to risk opening my eyes and being confronted with that scene again.
Will one of you just tap me on the shoulder when it’s over?

For Real
A search on Google for "Cats Watching You Have Sex" turns a number of serious or tongue-in-cheek write-ups.

VICE - Mar 10/2013
Is It Weird When Pets Watch You Have Sex? by Kat George
I used to date a guy who had a beautiful gray cat, and as a cat mommy myself, it pleased me to no end that I’d found a cat daddy to copulate with. That was until, mid-coitus, I found myself face to face with said pussy. As I eyeballed the cat that was sitting on the bed, mere inches from my face, staring me down while his daddy pounded me, I started to feel strangely uneasy.


HappyPlace - Feb 26/2013

So much for your sex tape...

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